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John (´Round Goes The Merry)

from Yr Royal Jetlag Gospel by Alpine Those Myriads

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I gently unbutton my pants
and give old willy a happy time
a volcano Is about to erupt
old willy makes a big fountain

"Hey my name is John"
I shake your hand with my sticky fist
I love it so, but you don`t love it back

Then you get all mad
"but It`s my cute obsession"
then you slap my face
"but It`s my sweet hobby"

I try to find a new hobby
maybe I could take the task of killing things
I take my dearest darling dog
and split him upon by his belly

"It is me your John"
"are you still alive or are you gone to doggie heaven?"
It is very quiet...
"hmm, his dead"

And when I killed the dog
ohh, I really dug It
I think I`ve found myself a new sweet hobby
a new cute obsession

Then I meet you again
"wanna see my new hobby?"
you say "ok, but keep it clean boy"
ohh, I perform my new hobby
my new red obsession

I`m going to murder you all,
bye bye...


from Yr Royal Jetlag Gospel, released October 4, 2003
Written by Gypus Chelofan


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Alpine Those Myriads was a band from Norway active from 2001-2020. They started as a duo consisting of Gypus Chelofan & Elijah Noah with the record "Yr Royal Jetlag Gospel". In 2005 Elijah left the band and gave the helm to Gypus which lead the band with invited artists until 2020. On this here site you'll find their artful copiousness...dig in chompsters of muziks! ... more

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