Yr Royal Jetlag Gospel

by Alpine Those Myriads

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Production & mixing:
Alpine Those Myriads & Robert Jønnum

Mastering:
Strype audio

Illustration:
Tor Edvin Strøm

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released October 4, 2003

Thanks to Daniel Johnston for the beautiful spoken words on “Love is a fascist invention”.

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Alpine Those Myriads Norway

We play music that we call kaleidoscopic music for the open-minded. We´re known for our Avant-garde expeditions, our tragedy & surreal humor, our hefty contrasts and the odd dash of singable melodies.

The people involved are head honcho Gypus Chelofan and electronic wizard Addo Tesla. We´re currently living in Oslo, Norway.
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Track Name: My Fertile Hour pt. 1
My youth my flower
My fertile hour
Coocoo hooray
My dada day comes

To die a thousand deaths
To still keep fit and not decay

My girl my maid
Bunny parade

To die a thousand deaths
To safely land in barns of hay
Track Name: My Untamed Split
My untamed split
My untamed split
It`s gonna waltz

Crying babies with trumpets bent
I feel like a knife
If you start spewing dust
I`ll refuse to speak with you and you
My untamed split...

Try to have a conversation
Try to have a conversation
Try to have a conversation
Try to have a conversation
with me

A beast is I
A blade with blood
A servant belonging
to the seasick thought

I wished a wish
It washed its way
Looping the valley
of the inbred thought

Here am I
The jaunty one
A wrecked and a wrecker
I believe in me

Where are you
My broken half
I live in waiting
for a you and me
Track Name: We Envy You(?!)
While exquisite egos nestle
yawnfully I piss on your sound
Soundless, muffled, hollow dreams
disturbes our Royal Jetlag Gospel

Now, here comes the awful truth
We`ll die to hunt your squarelings darlings

Where are we?
Here are we
Stranded by shore
Diving for pearls

Here we are
Where are we?
Diving for pearls
Stranded by shore

We envy you

While exquisite egos nestle
yawnfully I piss on your sound
Soundless, muffled, hollow dreams
disturbes our Royal Jetlag Gospel
Track Name: Love Is A Fascist Invention
It´s all over
You´ll be like your daddy and you´ll die
Having had too little fun
It´s all over
From now on your beauty will subside
Coz´ you were not the one

Love is a fascist invention
How do you like that phrase ma?
Cupid´s single pretention
Is to breed a zillion dollar race
In a restless world like this is
Love is over before it´s begun
But I´ve got a brand new thesis:
There´s thirty ways to make a good man come
Track Name: Merrygoround
I love you very much
I love you very much
I love you very much
In my own separate way

I`d like to cuddle you
I`d like to tickle you
I`d like to be with you
In my own separate way

I feel like smelling you
I feel like touching you
I feel like sniffing you
In my own separate way

I can fly with you
I can breathe with you
I can be with you
In my own separate way

I want to bite you
I want to squeeze you
I want to hide you
In my own separate way

I will hunt you
I will take you
I will loose you
In my own separate way

(come on little girl...)
Track Name: Der Vogelkampf
PLUCKMARBLESCUTIEBEARCLAWSANDFANGS
BOYAIN´TITDRAGQUEENLIMP6-2MARK

THEREDBEAMDRIVEINHEADHEARTSANDSPINE
COURSEJOININSANDYANDGODHEADMOLE

SLASHBINGBONGFUNKROLLEGGTITTIESBUM
JIIWIGWAMOYSTERJACKJOINEDdada…
Track Name: Oh Lord, Suffocate Me!
I`ll never live again
I`ll never love again
& I`m gone...

Riding on my nervy drone
A repeated tone In my dissonate home
Using gloom as a comfy dome
Singing with the devil
Hear me roam...

& I`m gone with the wind
& I`m gone, gone sailing with the spooks
Gone skating with the kooks
Look at me go...

Rejection is what you draw upon
Oh lord, suffocate me! Bring me back to peace

The dark drawer of mankind is corressing your mind
Oh lord, suffocate me! Bring me back to peace

Looking through our minds
Myriads of plague swept
But I just took the pictures
Of ourselves
Of it
Like stiff screaming advantage
Me, broken glass

I`ll never live again
Track Name: Faded Fame
Faded fame
Forgotten fire
Like Igor & Denny & me
But we will return when you are bathing
And we will haunt your backbone & dream

So long
We will meet you in the afterlife
Where you and I will converse

Faded fame
Forgotten fire
Like Burton & Huston & me
But we will return when you are bathing
And we will be like brando & Dean
Track Name: Adolescent Prayer #9
Thanx to all who saved my soul
The kind caretakers at the mall
And thanx to him who saved us all
And made us realize this:
That we have got a task in life
And all is not in vain
Please maintain our childish hearts
And don´t increase our pain
Thanx to all inside my brain
Track Name: John (´Round Goes The Merry)
I gently unbutton my pants
and give old willy a happy time
a volcano Is about to erupt
old willy makes a big fountain

"Hey my name is John"
I shake your hand with my sticky fist
I love it so, but you don`t love it back

Then you get all mad
"but It`s my cute obsession"
then you slap my face
"but It`s my sweet hobby"

I try to find a new hobby
maybe I could take the task of killing things
I take my dearest darling dog
and split him upon by his belly

"It is me your John"
"are you still alive or are you gone to doggie heaven?"
It is very quiet...
"hmm, his dead"

And when I killed the dog
ohh, I really dug It
I think I`ve found myself a new sweet hobby
a new cute obsession

Then I meet you again
"wanna see my new hobby?"
you say "ok, but keep it clean boy"
ohh, I perform my new hobby
my new red obsession

I`m going to murder you all,
bye bye...
Track Name: Friday
Grab my prick when Friday night arrive
Juicy queen chew my willy
Ride my pony and I´ll lick your honey
I´ll be pumping steam like some Billy

You and I could get what we deserve
Come on back to my place
Goddamn child you´ve got them funky curves
You kinda brighten up my Friday
Track Name: Heroin Mountains
Heroin Mountains where are your undertows?

He`ll talk through Jesus
I`ll eat into his haze
Schmaltz of "..." in his talk
Heroin I saw you there

Heroin Mountains where are your undertows?

Mountain I have seen your scam
I`ll diverge from your old trail
You`re not an injection
"Jesus" Is my apathy & obtusion &...
Track Name: My Fertile Hour pt. 2
I fear the baby that I haven´t got
I fear it´s mother and the whole damn lot
But me I don´t even know the score
No I don´t
So what do I keep worrying for?

When all we need is soft and true bliss
When all we need is true love

But then again…
Track Name: A Toy In Flames
A spark with sticks
a sulphur delight
It drew its marks

A truck of joy
a toy in flames

It ate your half
It stole your like
It swept "sis" beyond
a sulphurs heated grave
It burned you alone

The blood Is coming, the blood Is com...
the ONE Is coming
habitating

Needle, tubes & blood broke through your wounds
doctors, virus, hell brought you back alive
mothers, fathers talked behind your back
virus X & roasted skin made fear
but you were strong
like an angel
with god In your hand
until you passed away
ohh, my friend

A spark with sticks
a sulphur delight
It jinxed your life

A hero you are to me
the light within my soul
I hope to see you again
sincerely yours,
M

-In memory of Kim-